UPDATE:  5/9/2021 -  Even though Ocean Unity's in-person services are still closed for now, we will be offering online services through Zoom. Our first online service will be held on Sunday, May 16th  at 10:45 a.m. If you would like to participate or find out more information, please email our Secretary/Treasurer, Ann Baumgardt at [email protected]

We send our love and blessings to all of you!

Honoring Mothers During the Month of May!


Mother’s Day in May is a joyous time to celebrate motherhood and to honor those who have shown us unconditional motherly love. Perhaps you have an aunt, a sister, a friend, or someone else in your life who loves you and makes you feel special - someone who feels “just like a mother.” Sometimes the best insights into motherhood can be eloquently expressed through the innocence of young children. Here are some charming responses from elementary school kids when asked about their moms. 


Why did God make mothers? 

Answer: She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 


How did God make mothers? 

Answer: God made my mom just like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

Answer: God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me. 


What kind of little girl was your mom? 

Answer: I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 


Why did your mom marry your dad? 

Answer: My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot. 


What does your mom do in her spare time? 

Answer: Mothers don’t do spare time. 


If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 

Answer: I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. 


Well, there you have it. Humorous yet insightful and unfiltered words of wisdom from our youth.


To ensure everyone’s health and safety, Ocean Unity is still postponing in-person services for a while longer. However, we will be offering online services through Zoom. Our first online service will be held on Sunday, May 16th at 10:45 a.m.  If you would like to participate or find out more information, please send an email to Ann Baumgardt, Ocean Unity’s Secretary/Treasurer, at [email protected]


Ocean Unity wishes everyone a very Happy Mother’s Day filled with love, joy, and maybe even an unexpected box of chocolates.


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